undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

mackleheapsmore:

*puts laptop bottom over stomach to help with period cramps*

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

solongandtanksforallthefish:

In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.

solongandtanksforallthefish:

In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.

"Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued."

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

"[Game of Thrones] shows you all the different ways you can wield power. Psychologically. Physically. Sexually… Dragons."
Natalie Dormer - SDCC 2014 (via gameofthronesdaily) ←
Reblog if today is not your birthday.

cracked-heart-fallen-angel:

themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation


 

witchyroses:

adventuresofcesium:

a sequel to frozen where elsa’s advisors are all imploring her to find a nice prince to marry to be the king consort and elsa just isn’t interested in anyone until the arabian royal family comes to visit to discuss trade arrangements and elsa meets their spunky hijabi daughter who has the power to manipulate fire and heat and falls in love instantly

DISNEY I DARE YOU