go fuck yourself phyllis
this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
*puts laptop bottom over stomach to help with period cramps*
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
In which the one and only Danny Sexbang receives a thousandth-degree burn.
a sequel to frozen where elsa’s advisors are all imploring her to find a nice prince to marry to be the king consort and elsa just isn’t interested in anyone until the arabian royal family comes to visit to discuss trade arrangements and elsa meets their spunky hijabi daughter who has the power to manipulate fire and heat and falls in love instantly
DISNEY I DARE YOU